Irrelephant


heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.


Are these drake lyrics

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

— 3 days ago with 147799 notes
#drake 
crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

(via dutchster)

— 3 days ago with 81355 notes

whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

(via dutchster)

— 3 days ago with 64104 notes

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 1 week ago with 130050 notes
#lizzy caplan 
HOW I SPEND MY DAYS

howdoiputthisgently:

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS IF I WANNA COME OVER AND DRINK:

— 1 week ago with 1085 notes